Hump day

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> So an art painter was at the door (I knew she was coming). I'm still
> in pjs/robe/glasses. Jake is screaming. Lily is running around
> whining. I deal with painter, Dan calls, Jake still screaming, Lily
> starts peeing all over (thru her panties). Throw the phone down,
> throw Jake down, move peeing Lily to potty. Hang up on Dan & calm
> Jake down. Clean pee from carpet, my feet & Lilys legs. Change
> Jakes huge diaper & call Dan back. Settle down with both kids.
> Feeding Jake his bottle & reading to Lily. So nice &
> peaceful...until new dog starts peeing on the carpet. Jump up to
> stop her which makes both kids start crying. This is definitely a
> chips & salsa and margaritas day!
>
> Sent from a .DeeLishous iPhone.
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